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jesusniptits: I dyed my hair last night and this morning I woke...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:56:28 -0400

I dyed my hair last night and this morning I woke up and it looked like somebody murdered a dangan ronpa character

becoming-untouchable: lexicalnuncance: Ok, so I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:52:49 -0400

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

~horny and honest~

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:48:55 -0400

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What's something you like about your body?
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:43:52 -0400

rojoninja: onlylolgifs: Hydrophobic Clothing Perfect for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:39:49 -0400

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:35:40 -0400

apple-str1der: usernamesarefornerds: copperbadge: dr-kara: us...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:33:59 -0400

apple-str1der:

usernamesarefornerds:

copperbadge:

dr-kara:

usernamesarefornerds:

I think that Plumbthroat is the most misunderstood Squiddle, especially by the fandom.

I mean, not only was he the first Squiddle to harness the power of friendship, he saved Berryboo from the seaweed trench in episode 13, season 5

however, people are just like “aww, poor petite Princess Berryboo” when actually it was her own stupidity that led her to become entangled in the trench, for not listening to her mother, and Plumbthroat had to risk his life to save her, and he didn’t even get a medal of friendship.

He’s just seen as some shallow squiddle who can’t do anything but cry and get stuck in things and always needs his friends to bail him out and that bothers me

Wasn’t it Plumbthroat’s fault Princess Berryboo went to the trench anyway? If it hadn’t been for him telling her that Kiwimari was waiting for her then Berryboo wouldn’t have gone in the first place.

But I guess you can say she deserved it for not inviting Plumbthroat to her party. That was pretty rude.

I just want to know why nobody’s talking about the two cartoon squids fucking in the upper right hand corner of this image.

they aren’t fucking they are tangle buddies you uncivilized doodoohead

god have you even watched the show

dancing-pinky-flower: dlubes: jokes on you all this is from a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:31:09 -0400

dancing-pinky-flower:

dlubes:

jokes on you all this is from a gay porno

Aw, their cute faces.

And then their faces go other places.

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:29:25 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:29:14 -0400

cakeybots: mackblesa: cakeybots: I remember in 8th grade our homeroom teacher told us that if we...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:26:24 -0400

cakeybots:

mackblesa:

cakeybots:

I remember in 8th grade our homeroom teacher told us that if we ever ended up in a rape-like scenario in High School he gave us 100% permission as a responsible adult to bite and mame our rapist until he bleeds and cries. That same day he gave us a class on different fight tactics and weapons. What a cool dude.

IT’S A GOOD THING I COME EQUIPPED WITH MY

oh my god

bisthebox: regencyswan: Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013 part...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:24:54 -0400

bisthebox:

regencyswan:

Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013 part I

i would wear that first dress every single day of my life

my-friend-the-frog: TG: fuck yea dinning room im starving, we...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:24:04 -0400

my-friend-the-frog:

TG: fuck yea dinning room im starving, we can settle this with some champagne and maybe some tango?

TT: It will be a pleasure.

TG: its a date ;)

well looks like this is a thing.

maybe after this?

chibibuizel: this whole game is comedy gold

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:22:34 -0400

chibibuizel:

this whole game is comedy gold

catch-the-ghost: A grammatical correct sentence in English.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:22:12 -0400

catch-the-ghost:

A grammatical correct sentence in English.

imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but men shouldn’t hold analytical jobs. Their biology...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:18:26 -0400

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but men shouldn’t hold analytical jobs. Their biology makes them big, and strong, and therefore they should only hold jobs of physical labour like construction and factory work. Leave the academic careers to those that are better suited to sit down all day and employ their brains. We need our strong men to build our houses and cars.

doctordonna10: if disney can do this THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPERWHOLOCK SPECIAL

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:48:14 -0400

doctordonna10:

if disney can do this

THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPERWHOLOCK SPECIAL

theshittysofar: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:43:26 -0400

theshittysofar:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

It’s fucking errol

I THINK I JUST BUSTED A VEIN LAUGHING AT THIS

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:42:35 -0400

latulapyrope: zoomer-zlorpuff: wwonderful: latulapyrope: humanstuck au where sollux and aradia...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:42:22 -0400

latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

why did you do the thing